Upon my plate are five little snails.
(Hold up five fingers)
Eek! They are moving on their little slimy tails!
Chef says, "Whoops, I made a mistake."
(Hands to cheeks in embarrassment, use a thick French accent)
Then he takes one back to the oven to bake.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
(Use the ASL for eating and make yummy sounds)